Thursday, January 28, 2010

Politicks

Warning: this is gonna be a rant!

Give me any word and I can show you how it comes from the Greek. Take for example politics; poly is the word for many and ticks is obviously the word to describe the annoying little bugs or informally your boss. So based on it's Greek etymology, politicks is a bunch of little bugs. Only problem is that THEY RUN MY LIFE.

So I wanna get something to eat, so I walk into a store, find a carton of Tillamook ice cream, and eat it. Guess what, some little ticks in a big expensive building decided that they're gonna put me in jail for that.  No problem they're little bugs and I'm a farmboy, except for the fact that they pay some big dudes to take my money from me to pay them, the big dudes, and some idiots. They also pay these big dudes to put me in jail for them, so they don't get smushed by this medium size dude. Yeah, so politicks messes up my life.

What really messes up my life though is stuff like having to write on politicks. I REALLY, SERIOUSLY, KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT ALREADY! So I don't really like writing about how stupid of stuff people are doing and the smart thing which would fix their stupidity and know that nobody is going to do it. GRHH

So the truly smart, and terribly intimidating thing, which is totally not my thing to do is...act. That means actually go and tell those ticks what I think they should do and if that don't work try to steal their jobs from them. So that's why I don't like politicks A. They're a pain cause they mess up my life, by telling me what I can and can't do B. They mess up my life by somehow becoming the subject of my skool...particularly writing C. They mess up my life by trying to become my life. AHHH........

I'm way to tired and lazy to edit this right now so I might later. 



This is what makes up for politicks...

3 comments:

  1. What is this all about???

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  2. I'm sorry, for it seems I've confused a large number of my readers. Basically it was written for my own gratification, in order to express my frustration over politicks. If you find any or all of it funny...enjoy. If not, better luck in the future.

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