Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
iHate
Would you like an iPod, an iTouch, an iPhone?
Oh, you're wanting an accessory to go with your iPod/iTouch/iPhone.
We have an iHome, an iSound, an iRock, an iRun, an iHome mini, an iFlow. What would you like your accessory to do?
Yes, we have lots of cases. There's the iPouch, the iStrap, the iCase, the iPack...
What kind of an iPod do you need a case for?
Heaven Save Us!!!! You? cough.. have a Sansa? gag...choke...
I'm sorry, but we don't carry Sansa cases, but could I interest you in an iPod, which we could also sell you a case for?
There's the iPod Nano which is only $149, or the iPod Classic which is $200, there's the iPhone which also functions as a cell phone, and if you simply love cruising the internet on a motor scooter there's the iTouch.
You want it to have built in speakers?
Well, it doesn't come with speakers, but for a minimal fee we could include a free speaker system with your iPod purchase.
You don't want an iPod?!?!?
Well you really do at least want an iScratch. It's great for that one itch you can't quite reach. And we also have the iAlarm with a digital display and iPod controller built in, which you'll simply love.
Your positive you don't want an iAlarm? Maybe it's just that your computer is a slow decrepit Windows. We have a great iMac which only costs $1,500 instead of a comparable Dell at $500.
Well that's rude! He just hung up on me. I guess I'll go back to reading my iBook.
Oh, you're wanting an accessory to go with your iPod/iTouch/iPhone.
We have an iHome, an iSound, an iRock, an iRun, an iHome mini, an iFlow. What would you like your accessory to do?
Yes, we have lots of cases. There's the iPouch, the iStrap, the iCase, the iPack...
What kind of an iPod do you need a case for?
Heaven Save Us!!!! You? cough.. have a Sansa? gag...choke...
I'm sorry, but we don't carry Sansa cases, but could I interest you in an iPod, which we could also sell you a case for?
There's the iPod Nano which is only $149, or the iPod Classic which is $200, there's the iPhone which also functions as a cell phone, and if you simply love cruising the internet on a motor scooter there's the iTouch.
You want it to have built in speakers?
Well, it doesn't come with speakers, but for a minimal fee we could include a free speaker system with your iPod purchase.
You don't want an iPod?!?!?
Well you really do at least want an iScratch. It's great for that one itch you can't quite reach. And we also have the iAlarm with a digital display and iPod controller built in, which you'll simply love.
Your positive you don't want an iAlarm? Maybe it's just that your computer is a slow decrepit Windows. We have a great iMac which only costs $1,500 instead of a comparable Dell at $500.
Well that's rude! He just hung up on me. I guess I'll go back to reading my iBook.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Hats off!
When you watch an old movie (I mean old like Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart), there's something different other than that it's monochrome (I like the word, it's a fancy way of saying black and white). Everyone, wears a hat, suit, and tie! Now days in the movies, the only people stuck in the suit and tie are stuffy businessmen and millionaires. But only the most eccentric men are found wearing a hat with their suit and tie. So what I'm getting around to is, times have changed.
The great part is that I know that when I get stuck with a horrid thing called responsibility and a job, I probably won't even have to wear a suit. Even greater though is, the hat isn't lost. By the 50's nobody liked the hat because it was so serious and lacking in character, they simply wore it because everyone did. Then some people didn't, and by the 80's it was dead (insert funeral music). Good ridance was the general opinion (mine included).
Enter the 2000's and what happens...
The hat returns, but with an irreverent sense of fun and style. Soon Billabong, Quicksilver, Hurley, Fox, French Connection, and more are selling hats. But these hats aren't meant to go with your stuffy and stiff suit, these are meant to go with your favorite pair of jeans. Whether you're going to the beach or hanging at a party, these hats give you some flair.
The most popular and classic is the fedora, which can give you a preppy look...or gangster if you do it right.
Also for a more toned down and slightly euro feel you can try the newsboy cap.
Last, and definitely least, on my list is the top hat. If you're a rapper, or just want everyone to look at you funny you can try it, just know I won't talk to you again.
If this post has inspired you to go and buy a brand new trendy or not so trendy hat, I suggest you check out Kangol's collection at www.KangolStore.com they sell top notch hats.
That's all for now folks.
The great part is that I know that when I get stuck with a horrid thing called responsibility and a job, I probably won't even have to wear a suit. Even greater though is, the hat isn't lost. By the 50's nobody liked the hat because it was so serious and lacking in character, they simply wore it because everyone did. Then some people didn't, and by the 80's it was dead (insert funeral music). Good ridance was the general opinion (mine included).
Enter the 2000's and what happens...
The hat returns, but with an irreverent sense of fun and style. Soon Billabong, Quicksilver, Hurley, Fox, French Connection, and more are selling hats. But these hats aren't meant to go with your stuffy and stiff suit, these are meant to go with your favorite pair of jeans. Whether you're going to the beach or hanging at a party, these hats give you some flair.
The most popular and classic is the fedora, which can give you a preppy look...or gangster if you do it right.
Also for a more toned down and slightly euro feel you can try the newsboy cap.
Last, and definitely least, on my list is the top hat. If you're a rapper, or just want everyone to look at you funny you can try it, just know I won't talk to you again.If this post has inspired you to go and buy a brand new trendy or not so trendy hat, I suggest you check out Kangol's collection at www.KangolStore.com they sell top notch hats.
That's all for now folks.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Doom is approaching
So yeah, the skool year is about to start, which means we need to find some good ways to distract ourselves and waste time.
Here's this year's top five:
1. Fiddle with a pencil (old skool is the kool skool)
2. Twitter.Com (new skool way of passing notes)
3. Play Tetris online (if you actually remember this game, then you know you're old, or you just use an ancient computer)
4. Silent BeatBoxing (believe me it's awesome, however if you aren't silent your teacher'll kill ya)
5. Think of your quad (or the quad you'll get some day)
Here's wishing you a miserable new school year!
*and a bonus which only works if you have a classmate: play tic-tac-toe
Here's this year's top five:
1. Fiddle with a pencil (old skool is the kool skool)
2. Twitter.Com (new skool way of passing notes)
3. Play Tetris online (if you actually remember this game, then you know you're old, or you just use an ancient computer)
4. Silent BeatBoxing (believe me it's awesome, however if you aren't silent your teacher'll kill ya)
5. Think of your quad (or the quad you'll get some day)
Here's wishing you a miserable new school year!
*and a bonus which only works if you have a classmate: play tic-tac-toe
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