This is a guest post by a like minded friend of mine Killian Lowe...
Dear, SANTA (Socialist - American - Needing - Tremendous - Attention)
This year I decided to start at writing my list for Christmas, knowing that its going to be a big year and all. First on my list is Free Market, (this should be easy since its FREE!). the reason I want free market is because I want to sell sodas to my siblings but because of the socialist market system I have to give my sodas to my parents who then divide it amongst my siblings and give me a predetermined amount of pay that turns out to be less then the price of the Soda!! so it would be fantastic if you could supply me with free market so I can once again make money.
Second on my list this year is private health care, because I don't want to go to school to be a doctor.
because lets face it if everyone is in line for the doctor the only way I could get my health checked and taken care of is if I do it myself and you dont want to see me a 10 yr old wielding a scalpel. so to keep me from entering the medical field or amputating a perfectly good arm please privatize health care.
Now I know these seem to be to completely random gifts but the free market and Private health care go hand in hand Santa, for with the new market system I can make the money needed for the doctor's visit and I will be a much healthier child for my parents to adore me with gifts from the closet that they bought from your workshop this thanksgiving.
P.S
I would also like to receive a life size Optimus Prime with real anti- Red Sayings and karate chop action
Thanks
the Goodest child of them all
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