Waxing Wittical

Songs...yeah, I wanted to share some of the songs I have been favoring more lately and possibly wax a wee be wittical on their merits or content or pretty much whatever comes to mind.

The latest and greatest of what seems to be becoming mainstream...hipsters in beards, bow ties, and not least of all yellow rubber overalls hop on a boat and see about God being a lighthouse...wait, aren't there like ten hymns about that? Yes, but you can't dance like a drunken fisherman in a coffee shop while seeing those hymns.

"So rock me mama like a wagon wheel..." is that innuendo? Absolutely not, it's just the utter gibberish that makes country woman folk all mushy (I'm assuming. I am just slightly uncomfortable if that were actually meant to be inappropriate and have no intention of unraveling the inner psyche of country woman folk). Note: genuine Duck Dynasty beards and southern belles are known to...er, video bomb this song.

There are a couple things I have put on the "never ever in my life will I ever let myself get coerced into this situation" list...including riding around on a moped and visiting Vegas...but you know what, now I really want to do both. Inevitably I would fall in love with a charming hotel maid and find myself in a mod suit while I am at it.

*this post was written last spring, but is still pretty applicable*