You're moving from preppy town to hickville and you don't wanna be labelled the city kid just cause you don't know what to wear? No worries, dressing like a proper hick is easier than you'd think. First...don't buy overalls and a straw hat...or you may be shot on site. Find some skate shoes...yes, I'm talking about the ugly lumps of shoes that the kids in v-necks and skinny jeans wear. Then buy double knee logger Carhartts...not the canvas things and not Levi's. Once you've got that covered you've gotta couple choices...you can get an American Eagle belt...or you can get some red suspenders that criss-cross in the back if you're really feeling your inner logger. Next is the shirt, get a t-shirt one size too big and cut the sleeves off...but this not so you can show off your major lack of muscle...instead wear a team hoody over the top...state championship ones are the best, but anything for your team will do. You're looking pretty good eh? Last but not least is getting the hair cut...something that leaves hair on your head but short enough you can't really gel it. Good, now just buy a jacked up Toyota and you're ready to roll.
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