I used to be a strong anti-flip-flop guy...but I kind of flip flopped on the issue *this is your cue to laugh* Ya, I used to have a lot of reason why not to wear flip-flops. Seriously, you can't run in the things. They make this loud flip-flop noise. They're flimsy. Not to mention, over fifty percent of flip-flops are pink.
Anyways, I figured some stuff out. You can run flip flops, and if you feel like they're slowing you down to much you can just kick 'em off and go barefoot (barefoot is like pure awesomeness and speed...however your mom might complain). They're cheap, so you can like buy ten different pairs, in plaid, leather, canvas, stripes, or even pink...just kidding on the last one. On top of that, they're the only footwear other than All Stars that look good with shorts. If you still don't buy it try wading into the mall fountain collecting your shopping change in your Nikes, it's a lot harder to explain to the mall cop why you destroyed your Air Jordans, than it is to say that you just felt like wading and there wasn't a sign prohibiting it.
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