Sadly even a unsocialized, homeskooled redneck ends up in an oversized, shiny, piece of culvert. there are, however, ways to make your trip in a flying pipe more enjoyable.
maxing out your credit card on beer and instant play msnbc, while hitting on the stewardess doesn't work. Niether does bringing along your twelve gauge, in case theres a terrorist. With the voice of experience, I can say studying on a redeye doesn't brighten your day.
What does help is being cute...not like the chicks go for you. Cute like all your friends moms invite you over...when your friends not there. Thats the way to get toyour stewardess getting the can instead of the mini cup is worth a lot more than a fake number. Also those noise cancelling earbuds your mom hates do a great job of tuning out crying babies snoring businessmen and important safety messages. Most effective though is making it so rich that you can stylishly show up on your big green tractor...attatched to chinook.
Excuse the poor editing please. this was written with my thumbs on my bros droid.
Michael, you and your snarky thumbs totally rock. ~grin~ THAT was almost as funny as hearing D talk about your adventure.... *laughing*
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