Santa Baby!

Today I'm writing a series of reviews. Yay, another blogger is feeling so smart that he thinks he should start telling everyone what's wrong with everything. Yep, totally! Today I'm gonna try to tell you everything that is wrong (and maybe few things that are good) with some recent pop Christmas songs.

Santa Baby-Taylor Swift
Seriously, you're only nineteen baby. It might be pushing things a little to expect him to be giving ya a ring yet seeing as he's like a hundred years older than you. Maybe you deserve a platinum mine for putting out Fearless Platinum, but that's debatable. And as far as the car and stuff goes buy it yourself, you're the one making millions. It's a catchy song though.

Last Christmas-Glee Cast
If you can't take a month off Taylor Swift style romance songs for Christmas this might be just the song for you. Lots of bells and Christmas is mentioned in all but one verse. Otherwise give me a break and listen to some real music.

The Christmas Song-Owl City
First, it's Owl City so it must be cool. Second, it's Owl City so it must be really cool. Third, it's Owl City so it's catchy and potentially annoying. Fourth, although it's Owl City it seems to have a slight point. Fifth, Owl City breaks all the rules of pop culture and mentions what the whole point of Christmas is "I believe Jesus is the only way, and I celebrate Christmas 'cause it's his birthday."

It Snowed-Meaghan Smith
What do you know, it snowed last night. The good is that it has a bit of a soft jazz flavor from the classic Christmas songs by Perry Como and Frank Sinatra. The bad is that she can't seem to figure out anything to say except that it snowed last night so we should play hooky.

Feliz Navidad-Boney M
If you still like this song either A. You've been in a time capsule for the last ten years or B. You could listen to a broken record for ten years and still love it.